Tuesday, April 7, 2009

IF SHE DOES MESS WITH YOU, HIT HER UP STYLE


-To a chic who plagiarizes your creativity

Carol Radull, Carol Mutuko....Carol, Carol, Carol…Does one’s name have an effect on their character? Absolutely yes! In the Carol case for instance, they are extremely super mouths…and what’s more worse is when you react whenever you’re dissolved in such a name.

In her personality, I see many like her; in her physique, the many disadvantaged ones who opt for a sexy back diet which leaves them heavier than before; and in her baggy mouth, the great wall to hide her inadequacies and to meekly unravel the non-existent self-confidence.

The whole of her just sends one message: I’ll be the next big thing in the radio industry i.e. (Wambo), ‘my idol, my role-model and my mentor’. A truly jealous woman who can’t stand see the man she so wished would one day pop out the big question for her dump her on the campus ground and run after the beautiful hands of another Carol who is much saner and prettier.

What’s more; her plump cellulitic and stretch-marked body can’t get her the worst internship there can be in any media outlet sembuse a job offer?

Fortunately, her mouth gives her some little self-esteem and at other times, over-confidence. Swaggering her piggy figure everywhere and everyone thinks that the campus she reps. Is so full of overweight Chiquittas. Oh, and I almost forgot mentioning her dire need for glasses-fat is over sagging hence doing away with her eyelids (making her look like one of those middle east atomic bomb victims of the world war 2).

- From a girl who doesn’t sit around and let shit stomp on her.

Psalms 129

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,

"Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said,

"Father, remember Psalm 129?"

The priest apologised "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."

Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,

"Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Singles and lonesome


“If you love, you’ll suffer; but if you don’t love, then you don’t know the true meaning of God’s teachings.”
Says Agatha Christie. And God emphasizes;

Faith, hope and love?
Love’s the greatest.

Here I am wondering how many students know an iota of an idea about ‘love’. Maybe just but a few (mostly torn in between love, lust and the need for company).

Love’s the greatest. That’s why artistes always sing about it. From Backstreet’s ‘show mw the meaning of being lonely’ to George Michael’s ‘I wanna know what love is’ and later on; ‘Now that we have found love what are we to do with it?’

This is the consolation many partake on love; it’s not necessary-juju can work better. Or that girls and ladies are here to ‘look at, admire, keep your heart alert, or to ogle at!’ A student once confessed to me. Unlikely, we may talk and talk and talk but, eyes never compliment what the lips say.

A fact that is to remain for sure is that if you so old i.e. campus-wise, from mid 3rd year to late 4th year; it’s a pity to be consoling yourself. Being in such a class means one thing, you’re totally thick when it comes to creativity, imagination, social life, team work, etc.

That’s why this year especially that Valentines already came and left many worse hit than ever before, they should search for cupid allover as it’s the only change they so much need. No more ogling, hanging out at the singles corners or drowning yourself into loneliness. If neither of this works, don’t miss a chance in the ‘matched friends for convenience’ even if it’s for a weekend/day-it way end up to be long lasting.

By Mary J. Njoki

Friday, April 3, 2009

FINAL


This should be my last

Been writing to you

How I feel

What I desire

Why I’d die for it

Because I love you

Done my all

Given my most

Been there for you

Loving you

Not loving me

Been hurt

Broken my heart

Shunned my love

Unloved me

There’s time

Can be change

I’m hoping

May be not

May be yes

But I’m done.

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